I've written funny stuff for The Telegraph, sad stuff for The Guardian, and caused readers of The Daily Mail to think I don't know what bacon is (long story).

 

I'm an award-winning comedy writer and I've written for loads of national newspapers, magazines and websites - The Times, Grazia, Good Housekeeping, Stylist, Cosmpolitan, Red, NBC Universal, MSN and Yahoo.

 

I now help brands to achieve their goals through strong content which engages and entices their audience to do what they want... all without the power of hypnotism!

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I write for a wide range of brands, in a wide range of styles. I can tell you what to put on your website, what style to use, what to say and how to say it. I can even help you with social media and marketing materials.

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When I'm not helping brands to be super amazing, I play various musical instruments (not at the same time), write stories for children and feel genuine thanks that I get to help brands and no longer have to work as a mascot for a children's soft play centre (I had to turn sideways to fit my rugby ball head through the door).

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Just don't ask me what bacon is.

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